Failure To Attract

My beautiful older sister Emily is going into labor!

With any luck, I’ll be the proud uncle of a big, beautiful, amazing baby boy.  They already have a name picked out, and it’s amazing.  Ready for this?

Jackson Cash Smith.

Isn’t that great?!

I have to run help my mother get ready for her flight in three hours.  I’ll keep you posted!

-David

P.S. Can you tell how fricking excited I am?!